Seems Like Old Times

Jane! Hanoi Jane! Gee, it's great to see you protesting a war again, just like back in the 70s. It's like the old days! Look, here we are in front of the capital, with all our loopy friends out there in the crowd. Well, I don't see any Black Panthers, but there's Dick Gregory over there, so that's close. And in lieu of flower-power hippies, we have Code Pink. Code Pink, hey! Over here! "Pull. Out. Now!" That is so heavy. Where's Cindy?

This is so neat! Look, Sean Penn! And there's Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, and Jesse Jackson and Maxine Waters and Dennis Kucinich. All the beautiful, enlightened people are here.

And what else is cool, is we get to spray paint our inane slogans on the capital steps! That will show 'em - it'll really make our voice heard. Back, off Capital pigs! We know our rights! Yeah, those Neo-Cons won't mess with us.

If we just had an Iraqi anti-aircraft gun, or maybe an RPG, to stage some photos with. Oh, well, this rally of useful idiots will just have to do. Well, gotta go. I'm babysitting my grand kids today.

Peace, man!