Hollow Weenie
How about Lurch the Moron, the hollowest of weenies, who even in his John Kerry disguise, is still pretty frightening. From the presidential hopeful - a Vietnam veteran - who has never a good word for America's fighting men and women, you can count on higher taxes, immediate cut and run from Iraq, and along with Sarah Brady, Ted Kennedy, Chuck Shumer and Diane Feinstein, a renewed and complete gun confiscation scheme here at home. Trust me - Lurch and the Dems do NOT want you armed. Terrifying.
Or how about Alcee Hastings, impeached Broward County Florida judge, who could become House Intelligence Committee Chairman. Yet the folks down in Broward county actually elected this felon to the House. There's a lot of phosphate in the ground water down there, and Broward is pretty close to the Bermuda Triangle. Imagine trusting America's secrets to a disbarred judge impeached for bribery and perjury. Scary.
Now we have Nancy Pelosi, House Minority Whip and protege of Little Dick Gephardt, who is heir apparent to become Speaker of the House should the Dems win the majority. Not regarded as the sharpest of knives, Miss Nancy can only dream of the glory of her first 100 hours as Speaker. Of course, she's so far left that congress will have to cease its normal business, put the nation on hold, while she pursues impeachment proceedings against President Bush. Horrifying.
She's not alone. John Conyers, already imagining himself as House Judiciary Chairman, has set up a mock hearing room in the House basement where he's conducting mock impeachment proceedings. He wants to be well rehearsed when the klieg lights and cameras are on him. Seriously. This is the Dem's plan for change - get Bush, no matter what.
But I'm an optimist. And I never believe the polls. I trust the intelligence and integrity of the American people. Maybe they will spank the Republicans for abandoning certain bedrock principals such as fiscal responsibilty and defense of the border. But I hope that they consider the greater good of the country on Tuesday. Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water: Putting these lunatic, self-serving anti-American power mongers in charge will do us no good, and we'll have two years of watching the country implode as CNN gleefully covers the impeachment. Heaven helps us all.