Riots? Or Uprising?

We Gone Burn It Down!

Those lovable, nappy-headed rascals are at it again.  They're so adorable to watch, with all that burning, looting, rioting, destruction and cop baiting.  Just like spoiled, coddled little kids turned loose on a playground.  And those slogans!  Hands up! Don't shoot! Black lives matter!  Madison avenue would be proud!  Their pouty, selfish message must be working because they've created awareness in Ferguson, New York and now Baltimore.  With nods of approval from the Kenyan and his brand new Attorney General Loretta Lynch, and supported by Baltimore's Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, who publicly gave the kids permission to destroy with abandon, those petulant adolescents did just that.  The police were told to stand down and let the kids have their fun.  They'll get tired eventually and meander back to the plantation, we're told, and then the adults can go in and clean up the mess.  As they always do.  Now, emboldened by the adults' response of  "standing down" in the face of the kids' destructive temper tantrums, some of the bigger kids are now joining in.  Yep, the Bloods and the Crips and even the Black Guerrilla Family have made a pact to join together to target police across the nation.  What fun!  Now we can watch the kids play unsupervised in cities all across the fruited plain!

Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP) Armored Vehicle

And maybe the cops will get a chance to use all that cool new surplus military hardware they've been given. After all, they need a reason, right?  Here's the chance!  Blacks and Latinos armed with - what? - AK47s, maybe an AR15 or two, a couple of Beretta 92Fs and some stolen Glocks?  Not a very heavy arsenal to go up against up-armored vehicles sporting a belt-fed Ma Deuce mounted on top.  It should be fun to watch, though, and when the Band of Thugs scatter, mop-up can be conducted by regular armed citizens who are tired of the kids' boisterous antics, despite all the fawning and protection by the leaderless leadership currently in power.  Quietly, armed citizens in every state are cleaning, oiling and sighting in their weapons.  You know, just in case the fun gets a little out of hand.