Starting The Week Off Positively

Just read the news this Monday morning.  It's hilariously frightening.  And you just can't make this stuff up.  No wonder sales of guns, ammo and non-perishable food is on the upswing.

Our Humanitarian Immigration Policy

What all the crack-pot, white tribal Tea Party folks knew all along has been shown to be true.  Those lovable El Salvadorian gangs - you know, those guys who come here to pick fruit - are actually taking over organized crime in Los Angeles, and moving ever eastward.  The Italian mafia should be this organized.  La Raza and other leftist anti-American groups are thrilled by the porous southern border, but most Americans are not. And this is why.  It's an act of love to let them in, Jeb! tells us. Murder, extortion and rape are coming soon to your town.  Lock and load.  

Global Financial Failure 

Benjamins Are Harder To Keep

Americans have unsustainable ratios of personal debt. In fact, consumer debt is roughly $4.5 trillion, while the amount of actual physical U.S. currency is only $250 billion.  The national debt is north of $17 trillion, and GDP is now less than that.   So all the national and consumer income can't pay off the existing debt, and is now in danger of failing to even service it.  If the Federal Reserve Bank raises interest rates in an attempt to curb borrowing, the entire house of cards will come crashing down.  And that's a global situation.  If global financial systems crash, civilization will stop, then degrade, and then finally cease to be.  Even if you have a backyard garden, you simply cannot raise enough food to feed yourself and your family indefinitely.  And that is if you have a backyard.  Only a handful of countries - mostly Mideastern, along with Russia and Iceland by the way - have a debt-to-GDP ratio of less than 10%.  In the US, even despite record income tax revenues - the average worker now pays over $19,000 in taxes - were found to still leave a $530 billion deficit.  See you in Iceland, but bring a good jacket.

More Deceit From the Kenyan

Khamenei Threatens to Bomb US Navy

The lies emanating from this administration have become the stuff of cliches: "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor" being the most famous.  And while he spends his energies making the US less safe by importing criminals (see above), and by cutting our armed forces, he adds salt to the wound by openly helping our enemies.  A report by the Wall Street Journal has brought to light that a convicted fraudster was instrumental in selling the treasonous Iran deal to the lapdogs in the Democrat congress.  Like ObamaCare, the side deals have been kept secret, so we still don't really know what the full impact may be - but can certainly guess.  But we do know the Kenyan's stated goal has always been  to "fundamentally transform America," and so far he's done a fine job, too.  But what is really galling about this homosexual mulatto's stance on Islam is his refusal to identify our enemy.  He gives aid and comfort to Iran, yet whitewashes Islam's1,200 year old jihad against whites and Christians. It's no wonder many American believe he's a Muslim.

Nice Tits

Femen Protesters Outside Paris Grand Mosque in 2013.

In a bit of tomfoolery, two topless hard-line feminist Femen protested a Muslim conference at the Muslim Salon in Pontoise, France, a town just outside of Paris.  The conference, Is It OK To Beat Your Wife, was interrupted by protesters with "I'm My Own Prophet" and other slogans written across their bare chests.  In normal Islamic fashion, Muslim attendees summarily ogled and groped the women before hustling and kicking them off stage.  This Femen group has been at it for years, and they're decidedly left wing and anti-Muslim.  Have more fun here.    

Americans are being assaulted on all fonts.  If you can keep your powder dry - and your dry goods, as well - and if you can maintain a positive mental attitude through these trying times, you just may survive.  If you survive, you've got to admit:  it's pretty funny.