Sex, Deer?
The next time someone refers to my home state as "Flori-duh", I'll let them in on this tidbit from the extremely blue state of Wisconsin. At least we Floridians aren't noted for engaging in necrophiliac bestiality.
It seems a Wisconsin man - that's a liberal blue state way up north - was arrested for having sex with a deer. It's against the law to have sex with an animal even in Wisconsin, a liberal northern state. His defense, as Wisconsin logic would have it - is that, well, you see, the animal was dead, and therefore not legally an animal. Further, the man found the deer - dead, of course - in a ditch. Hey, look, a dead deer. Well, why not just drop trou and have sex right here - in this ditch - with this dead deer? What could more normal, not to mention convenient?
The judge denied a defense motion to dismiss the charges based on the mortality of the animal at the time of the crime.
It seems a Wisconsin man - that's a liberal blue state way up north - was arrested for having sex with a deer. It's against the law to have sex with an animal even in Wisconsin, a liberal northern state. His defense, as Wisconsin logic would have it - is that, well, you see, the animal was dead, and therefore not legally an animal. Further, the man found the deer - dead, of course - in a ditch. Hey, look, a dead deer. Well, why not just drop trou and have sex right here - in this ditch - with this dead deer? What could more normal, not to mention convenient?
The judge denied a defense motion to dismiss the charges based on the mortality of the animal at the time of the crime.
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